Wednesday, August 6, 2008

How I beat my paparazzi mom

Your moms, my mom all have a click machine glued to their hands.
They aim that thing on us and click! click! click!
Today, I'll share with you some tips to defeat them.
1. Out-run them

2. If they catch up with you, try to hide your face

3. Or simply turn your head away

4. Remember to keep practicing anti-paparazzi drill

5. Practice makes perfect

6. Almost perfect!
( Can you spot a slow learner in the group?)

And one more tip:
Get yourself one of those scary contact lenses, the paparazzi will pass out!

See you next post, cheer!


Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

I love your tricks...I use alot of them myself...

My Mom has sooo many pictures of the back of my head & my butt...

I drive her crazy...

Abby xxxxooo

Pedro said...


Those contact lenses are SCARY!!! Where on earth did you find them? I need a pair! I put the pictures of you brother on my PeeMail blog but if there were pictures of you in the email my mom couldn't open them. Let me know!


Anonymous said...

Hi Mango, Thanks for visiting our blog and for the nice comment. Welcome to the world of blogging and we hope to keep reading your blog.

I suppose it is pretty hot now down there in Texas - now wonder you want to jump in the pool.

Though moms are very shutter happy, I should say, your mom takes really pretty pictures of you :)

Joe Stains said...

omdog we almost passed out from that last photo. Another good tactic is to squat down and take a dump while they are taking your pic LOL!

Snoop Lim aka Noop Noop said...

Hi Mango, hahaha ur tricks are so funny! Makes me laugh till my tummy ache!

Lots of hugs & kissess

Agatha and Archie said...

Well we will have to try some of these tips!!!!Love A+A

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Mango,
I LOVE all your tips and will make sure I follow them!! Umm.. ok I guess we now know who the slow learner is.. hee hee...

You look very handsome with your red cap...
(My mom is very impressed that you don't try to remove it cos when she made me try on a cap, I alway fling it away by shaking my head vigorously!)

Chef said...

YAY for you, Mango! Great post. I will study your tips very hard. Is that your niece, the Boxer? You have to blog about her some time.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Mango!
Good job! thanks for the tips. It is not easy to get rid of the pawparazzi moms!
Scary contact lenses!
Kisses and hugs

THE ZOO said...

ooohhh Lazer eyes iz skery. Gus iz a pichure hog. i turns me hed but he poses fur tha beans and lets them dress him...JD

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Those are pawsome advise Mango.. Where did you get those scary contact lens.. I need those too

~ Girl girl

i said...

Great tips, Mango! I'm getting to be quite an expert too hehe...

I see the cat eyeing my mouse too. Naughty cat!

Simba and Jazzi said...

I have written all those tips down. I'll let you know how I get on.

Simba x

Snowy and Crystal said...

HAHAHA at the scary contact lenses
that was a good one...we need to get ourselves a pair of them too :p

Thank you for the tips dear Mango

Maltese Paws,

Snowy & Crystal

Crystal: you will hear all about Einstein and Fairy (his sis) in our next post ... but gotta assure you that it was only an unexpected summer flirt :p that boy was ALL OVER ME....Wait until you see Snowy's reaction *hehe*

Rambo said...

Hi Mango,
thanks for the tips! I try to show my butt as often as possible, but sometimes G-Mom just grabs my face and says "SMILE Rambo" Right!

Amber-Mae said...

Heya Mango! Oooh, those are some pawsome tips. I really need those becoz as you realized by now, I've been snapped many many times 7 it's getting on my nerves!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Ralph said...

Great tips!!! come visit soon


Dexter said...

You need to get yourself an agent or something to control the random taking of pictures (of course, the scary face might work well, too).


Snoop Lim aka Noop Noop said...

MANGO!!!! hehehe I got an award for u on my blog! Do check it out!

hugs and kissess

Snowy and Crystal said...

Hey pal,

an award is waiting for you in our blog......few words that we had to tell the world about you as well :)

Maltese Paws


Scottie the 'Cutie' said...


Cool tips you got there,Mango! I'll be sure to practice them with Mom! heh! Those were cool contact lenses you got there too...I want a pair!


Myeo said...

Very very very good tips there.

Boy n Baby

Myeo said...

Very very very good tips there.

Boy n Baby

Katie and Gizmo said...

Great, thanks for the tips Mango.

I'll have to try them next time mum gets her camera out.