Sunday, September 27, 2009

Unhappy Birthday

It's me, Mango!
Mango the Homeless!
I tell you why I'm homeless!
Notice my blog background? It's Happy Birthday theme, isn't it?
I think not! My family forgot my important 3th birthday September 6th, my friends were not aware of it, even Crystal, yes my dream girl Crystal didn't remember IT!
Have you spent any birthdays without friends, cake, candles, balloon, presents, wishes?
Oh well, I admit that I had one birthday present from my mom, look!
Look at the horrible outfit she gave to me!
You're laughing, I know it!




Keep laughing, I look fat, don't I?




I'm not amused!




My mom mistreated me, there's no reason to stay.
One night, while my 2 Pugs brother were in deep sleep coma, I decided to leave the nest!




Life has been hard after that but I don't care!
I spend the nights outdoor, on a straw bed!




Sometimes on a bench in the public park!



I don't know where my next meal comes from !
I'm terribly hungry, I'm even drooling while eyeing the bird food.




Until next post( if there's one), cheers!

75 comments:

Dory and the Mama said...

Poor Mango....you can come stay with us!!

Smileys!
Dory

Maggie and Mitch said...

Oh no! Things have gone really downhill for you, Mango! You're more than welcome to come and stay with us! Before you seal the box, make sure you're inside, okay?
We're ready and waiting for your arrival!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Kenia Cris said...

do you think you could find a way to hitchhike to Brazil?! I'd love 4 extra paws together with my 16. =)

You're the sweetest Mango! Hang in there boy! Sending all my love to you!

Mack said...

Oh you poor thing! Mom says you can live with us and no more dresses!

Aniemother said...

Aww.. Poor Mango. We're sure that wasn't a very nice experience - but are you sure you can't forgive your family and go back home? I'm sure they are very, very sorry and miss you lots.

Pugs'n kisses,
Bajas & Virus

Madi and Mom said...

Hi Mango I have missed you...I checked in every day for a while then I decided maybe your assistant had writer's block and was taking a rest....
So very good to see you and to read your adventures over the last month....as you can see Mom has been honing her skills and literally DRIVING me crazy.
We'll check in with you each day.
Madi and Mom

Lorenza said...

Mango!
Of course I missed you!
Come here and I promise you a nice celebration for your birthday!
What kind of present was that?? A pink outfit?? Hmmm....
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Lacy said...

w00fs, now mango u knows me cood never furgit u..and u can come live wiff me too..love the new header..is that a dress her putted on u??

b safe,
~rocky~

Mango said...

I thought you looked quite dashing in an "I don't care how I look" kind of way. You could stay here, but I think Momma might get us confused given we are both Mango's and even look alike in a "we don't look at all alike" kind of way.

Slobbers,
Mango

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Mango!! I've miss you so much.
Just say the work and Mommy will come get you. Arlington isn't that far away and us Texans gotta stay together.

O don't care what yoy wear cause your my best buddy.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Asta said...

My Dawling Mango
How howwible

I'm so sowwy I didn't come to celebwate youw biwfday..Pleez fowgive me..I've been missing you tewwubly and wondewed what happened, now i find out, you have wun away in sadness..
I am heawtbwokedn. Pleea come live wif me if you want..I'll shawe all my tweats and toys and celebwate you!
I think you awe tewwubly handsome even in that outfit. nothing can mask youw handsomeness.
I will put food on the stove waiting fow youw awwival
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Eric said...

Crickey. No wonder you haven't been able to blog Mango. I did wonder where you were. Hope you can make it to Maggie and Mitch. Sounds wagging there. Pizza and ice cream all the time dogalicious....

Wiry love and kisses Eric xx

Life With Dogs said...

Hmmm. I think you have earned a pair of shoes, a taste of furniture....something!

River said...

My mom doesn't know when my birthday is so it can be anytime we want. I'm sorry you have such a hard life right now.

love & wags,
River

Momo and Pinot said...

Oh Nooooooo Mango!! Our darling friend Mango! We missed you terribly. Our hearts are broken when we saw 'unhappy birthday'. Besides we really missed your barkday!! ahhh we're really sorry about that!! So we are ALL September doggies! Yay!

We're sending you and your mom BIG BIG hugs. We'll look forward to see a mailman knocking our door! :) :)

Momo & Pinot

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Are WOO in the box heading my way?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Raising Addie said...

Oh noes!!!

Poor Mango!!!

Our blogger list got all crazy and we didn't see your post. We are all fixed now so we won't miss anything else.

Certainly your mom is planning a great belated barkday party for you. We will have all of our paws crossed.

Lots of Luv & Kisses
Addie, Lucie, and Hailey

Huskee and Hershey said...

Awww... Mango, of cos we realised that you have been MIA for a while. We have been checking in on you! But we must confess we totally missed your birthday. **hangs head in shame**...
I have despatched the mom out to buy some pressies for you pronto. Sorry that it's a belated pressie though.
Ummm... the pressie from your mom is very nice.. REALLY!!

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Hi Mango
Yes we noticed you haven't been around. Happy Belated Birthday. Mom's bday is Sept 7th.. right after yours. Now that dress.. I agree.. It's worth running away. I'd go live with maggie and mitch.. they always have good things to eat.
norwood

RILEY AND STAR said...

Oh Mango, we're sooo glad your back or are you homeless??? Please come back home, your mommy is sorry.

We really missed you and we want to wish you a belated but very sincere Happy Birthday!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MANGO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU."

As for that pink??? Don't worry, our mommy said she will try to talk to your mommy about it.

We luved seeing your sweet little face though.

Oh and thanks for voting for us. We appreciate it very much!

Why don't you hitch hike to Arlington and come live with us or just call and we'll pick you up.

But we really think you better get your skinny little butt home cause your mom luvs and misses you and you don't want to worry her.

Take care now,

Luv,
Riley and Star.

Thor said...

Glad you´re back Mango! I missed you lots!
You can live with us if you want. No dress, I promisse you.
Looking forward to read about your news (and better) adventures.
I'm so thrilled that I will receive something in the mail of you!:D

xoxo
Thor

chicamom85 said...

Mango, Please come to my house, we will have a big party for you with pressies and cake and games. I have missed you anyway and we could get caught up or maybe you should go home. I am sure your Mommy is very worried and loves you very much. Let me know I will send the magic bubble if you need it.

licks and sniffs, Sasha
p.s. Happy Birthday.

Aki and Poopie said...

aw Mango... we've been bad, bad, baaddddd friends.. :(( shame on us to forget your birthday as well. I am so certain I had it in alarm at the start of the year but you see, we can't really trust our secretary's to remember important dates.

And you slept on the bench, huh? That's just mean! I wouldnt mind if Ximui and Chubs slept on the bench with a newspaper for comfort, but YOU? No way!!

We are so gonna howl until the hooman lets you sleep on those comfy matresses.. or you can sleep with us.. there's definitely lots of room for a handsome Malt such as yourself.. That's IF you don't mind getting wet.. *sigh*

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!!! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! MWAHHHHHHH!!!!

drooly kisses,

Aki and Poopie

Bae Bae said...

Poor Mango.. You can come stay with me too. I'll share my sunflower seeds with you.

~ Bae

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Ih dear...so sorry that I forgot your birthday, Mango! You're very welcome to come to our place for a tour! We love visitors...*grins* Let us know, okay?

Scottie

happy said...

Oh Mango, poor you. Fear no more judging from all the invitations! Here's another invitation for you to come stay at our place. Although you won't be getting as much attention as I'm too been pretty much neglected lately. We poor doggies.

Happy belated barkday! You are not alone here, my birthday was forgotten too by LS sniff sniff..

Daisy said...

Oh noes! Mango, I am sorry you did not get to celebrate your birthday. But that is a very, very cute outfit.

We are all missing you a lot! And I think you should come home. Okay?

ps: I am very excited about watching for the mailman!!

Agatha and Archie said...

MANGO!!!!!!!!!! we missed you terribly!!!!!! The picture of you on the park bench made Archie cry.....but listen you did look kind of cute in that gown...Come stay with us there is PLENTY of room in my bomb shelter and we have lot of toys that we will share with you...Call me on my cell Love and kisses A+A

Zoey Kow said...

Oh my! Poor Mango! I'd love you to come by and stay so we can keep each other company :)

Hope this cheers you up,

Happy Belated Birthday!

Gaucho Tibetano said...

friend...
never is to late!!!!rememeber

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MANGO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

we love youuuuuuuuuu

Fred said...

Happy belated birthday!

Piappies World said...

Hi Mango,

We just saw your blog. Belated happy birthday! And if you don't mind my saying, I actually looooove your kimono!

I do hope can follow each other's blogs and be friends.

We invite you to visit us in our world.

- Princess with Fudgie, Scrappy, Bullet, Frappie, Mocha,Sugar

Petey said...

Mango!

Happy Belated Birthday, little fella! You and Asta are practically twins. Of course, you can come stay at the beach house that I built - it's very well ventilated and you can catch fresh crabs for breakfast and roll in all sorts of delightful things!

C'mon down - the welcome mat is out!

We've missed you, little guy!

Your pal,

Petey

Kasha said...

Happy Late Birthday poor thing! I like that outfit. What have you been up to lately? It was good to see you stoppin by. Thanks!
Kasha and Africa

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

Oh Mango, this is terrible! I missed your birthday too and now you are out homeless? Why don't you come up to our house? We live close, and if your little feets can run up this way, you can stay at our house, ok?
Happy belated birthday to you!
--JB

Selba said...

Happy Belated Birthday, Mango!

Don't be too sad, OK.... there're still a lot of your b'day to look forward *wiggles*

You look so cute in that dress!

Licks,
Adele, Vincent & Bella

Chow Chow said...

Your birthday outfit is hilarious! oooops...but you still look as cute as ever!~

Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

OHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Poor poor Mango!!!!!!
Why you do that!!!!!!
Sometimes humans are too busy to remember our barkday....but that don't want meaning they don't love us a lot!!!!!!!!!!
We're sure that your mommy love you more than her life!!!!!!!
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee....come back home soon!!!!!!!!
But if you don't want...PLEASEEEEEEEE.....telephone us and we'll come to bring you and you'll stay at our home with all our family!!!!!!
We'll be honored to have such a great friend sharing life with us!!!!!!!
We're ready and waiting for your arrival!!!!!
But we think your mommy will be very very worried for you and sorry too....
Do you want we call her????
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee....MAngo...we're sooooooooooooooooo worried for you!!!!!
We need youuu!!!!
WE love you a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're one of our best friends and each time we read your blog you made our day!!!!!!
You're a shiny light for us.....a brilliant star.....
Mangooooooooooooo.....back homeeeeeee!!!!!
Pleaseeeeeeeee.......let us know soon how are you ok?????
Keep in touch.....
Canìt wait to hear from you again!!!!
TAke czre!!!!!!!
PAws crossed.....
Tons of love and kisses!!!!!

Samantha ~ Holly and Zac ~ said...

Belated Happy Barkday Mango, we think as the human's forgot you should have a Birthday month instead with extra treats..hehe

Holly & Zac...XX

Maggie and Mitch said...

Your package arrived at our house just a few minutes ago, Mango! Mom said that I have to wait for Mitch to come home before I can open it! WHY??????????!
Thank you so very much in advance!
You are so sweet and thoughtful!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Dino and Family said...

Oh Buddy!!! I am terribly sorry that things turned out this way. You should have called me and I'd runaway with you. The outfit is not so bad. It's cold and lonely out there, please be safe and hurry home. Love, Dino

Sunny said...

Hey Mango! You don't mind signing my guestbook!
Luv,
Sunny

Emma and Emmy said...

Poor Mango,

You come and have a belated birthday celebration with us.

Hugs
Emma and Emmy

Ruby and Penny said...

Happy Belated Birthday Mango
Love Ruby & Penny

THE ZOO said...

aaahhhh poor Mango, yoo can stay here. yoo no luk fat in yur owtfit. yoo luk kute. yur momma meant well.

Nellie and Calvert (The Giant) said...

Mango ~

It appears that you plenty of invitations for a new home ;-) but we are sure that your human was simply really really busy and tired. As long as she give you plenty of kisses and cuddle you're set for life... oh yeah and FOOD.

We loved your post, our mommy really needed a laugh and you put a big smile on her face; we thank you so much for that!

Your new pals
Nellie & Calvert

The Animal Doctor said...

oh Mango, how could we forget, its right there in your sidebar ( trudis shaking head in shame)

please dont run away, please.

thank you for dropping by our blog and leaving some cheers.

love, trudis

Homer said...

Mango,

Welcome back to blogging! Good to see you again!

Love,
Homer

Abby said...

Hi, Mango...

It's been soooo long since I stopped by to visit you...My secretary has been ignoring my Blog...

I miss you...And, if you still need a place to stay, you can come stay with me...

I really think your Mom would miss you, though...

Abby xxxooo

Maggie and Mitch said...

We posted today about the fabulous gift that you sent us, Mango! Thank you so very, very much!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Autumn the maltese said...

Oh no!!
What happened when I'm gone? T~T
I was planning to tell you that today is my bdae but this is the worst present of all! Where are you going bro? please tell me a word and I know it's late but Happy belated bdae <3 I realized that our bdae is one month diff!

Aki and Poopie said...

Mango!!!

where are you? did you really push through with your plan to run away? say it aint so buddy!

We missed you lots and hope that you are dry and not gathering falling leaves for a bunker.

drooly kisses,

Aki and Poopie

RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Mango,

Looks like you are back home again? Boy, we're glad cause we were really worried about you!

Thank you soo much for checking on mommy. She is doing better but still having trouble breathing through her nose. But that should get better soon!

Love to you all,
Riley, Star and Auntie Stephanie.

Momo and Pinot said...

Hi Mango, it's us again... we just realized we left our comment on your previous post last night, not this latest one. :D

What's the secret of the doggie cookies you choose for us? These cute cookies are so yummy and we can't stop saying 'more more!'

We think our pawrents hope our human pup to become a vet. BOL BOL They don't admit it but we knew it.

So the toy stethoscope is pawfect! :) :)

Momo & Pinot

Twinkle a.k.a Chicken Little said...

Mango!!!!!!!!!!! come, you can sleep on my bed, you can have my meal too!!!

Matilda said...

Oh poor Mango!
Everybody must be missing you...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Kisses
Matilda

Deetz said...

Awe, Mango....
Happy Belated Barkday! My mum forgot mine last year and it only my second one. Sleeping on park benches? Eating bird food?....you can come and live with us, but I can't promise you that your birthday will not be forgotten here too, but I will share my snackies with you
Deetzy

Coco - The Princess said...

Oh Mango. I'm sure that your parents have a really reason for not throwing you a party...maybe the cheese money is running thin??? and for the outfit. sure it isnt the most beconing of your figure butim surethat is because it is extra pdded for the REALLY cold winter that is aproaching.

I'm sure that your parents are really woried about you and miss you a lot!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess

sadermaxx said...

Hi Mango!
That was terrible that your family forgot your birthday, I guess they had a lot on their minds.
Make sure you drop a lot of hints next year so they don't forget next time.

By the way we are new here, we heard about you over at Daisy's blog, and thought we would drop by to say hi.

Chef ·˙ ۛ ♥ said...

Oh no Mango. Hopefully you're back home now because I'm sure your mommy missed you something awful. But if you're still out there somewhere, call me and I'll come and get you and bring you home with me. I'll share all my foodies and toys with you, k?

xo
Chef

Cocorue said...

awww i'm soooo late but you can still fedex over to me and i will look after you....

sorry i did giggle as you looked so cute and adorable albeit a bit chubby in that pic bol....

my mumster will also smother you with kisses
coco

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

WE hope you are not still upset about your birthday.
Just came over to say hi and see how you are doing!
--JB

Momo and Pinot said...

Hello Mango & family! How are you?

Our mom aka chief editor finally finally helped us to update our blog to post our exciting night to open a mysterious package. :) :)
Please come by when you get a chance..

Have a great weekend!

Momo & Pinot

ps: We were so so happy to open the package.......and still happy to see each pressy. :) :) Thank you!

Snowy and Crystal said...

oh dear Mango - we are ashamed and feel :( for not wishing you a happy birthday in your big 3 special day!!!!!!!!

We hope you accept our deepest apology and our belated birthday wishes

our mommy was far away from us in a study trip in Montana, USA.. Then to L.A. with a group of people. We weren't allowed to join. Mommy returned to us, but we no longer feel like sharing the trip pic of America anymore :( please get back home to your mommy and start posting again....we missed you and thought that by the time our mommy returns from her trip we would come here to see a happy post...

our fault, we should have left a note saying that we would be away b4 leaving and a birthday wishes e-mail

RILEY AND STAR said...

MANGO! WHERE ARE YOU????? ARE YOU STILL LOST????

We have not heard from you in soooo long! What's up pup?

Mommy misses hearing from your mommy and hopes everything is well with her.

Let us know where and how you are.

Luv,
Your pals,
Riley and Star. xoxoxooxoxoxoxo!

Sparky said...

Mango!

I'm so sorry, I haven't been by your blog is so long! I hope you haven't forgotten me.

Here's a song I'll howl just for you... Even though I'm a little late...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MANGO,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

I must admit that I did laugh at your pictures (please don't me mad, I couldn't help it!), I do hope you're feeling better now.

I hope you're having a grrrrEAT weekend my friend!

Sparky

RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Mango,

Whew! We thought you were lost forever! But we are sorry to hear that your mommy has leaky eyes. We hope they dry up soon.

Can't wait till you are back blogg'n again. You have been missed.

Guess what? Riley has a girlfrend now, her name is Savvy and she is very cute!

Hope to hear from you soon.

Luv,
Star and Riley.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Heinous! But remember, Mango, where there's bid feeders, there's squirrels. Yummy, succulent squirrels ...

RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Mango Buddy,

Yeah, and her name is Savvy. And boy is she a looker! I met her at Schnauzer-Tude! Nellie and Calvert's place.

She was there visiting and I took one look at her and I have been putty in her hands every since!

I mean it was luv at first sight and I asked her if she was available and she said yes. And then I said, well, not anymore!

The rest is history! We are in luuuuv and go'n steady!

I never thought I would be like you and act so ga,ga over a girl but Boy Howdy! It feels good!

I've started a gallery of her pictures on my upper right side board. Go check her out but NO BUTT SNIFF'N!

talk to ya later, Bro.

Luv sick Riley.

Snowy and Crystal said...

awee Mango, but me can't forgive myself for missing to send barkday wishes on your big day =( a malt like you doesn't deserve that !! such a bad malt I am!

Snowy and Crystal said...

deawest Mango,

Snowy just posted a new post in the bloggie.... pwease wait fo a couple more days or so until u C a new post there by me, especially fo u
wuvs
Cwystal

Thor said...

Hi Mango and Family!
I received a wonderful package from very special friends! Come to my blog when you will be able!
Thank you for all my gifts! =D
Love you a lot!

xoxo
Thor

Momo and Pinot said...

Hello Mango! Yes, Yes, we received a blue sheep and I Pinot was crazy about him. :) I was holding my new buddy and running around in the house.. and I guess our mom couldn't take a picture of me and him together.

Glad to know that your daddy is a good cook so we have to send our BIG kisses to your daddy. (we're sure your mom is a good cook, too!) Oh yes, please tell your mom that we really appreciate her extra trips to get our pressies. We know going for shopping, printing, packing.. are a lot of work. Please also tell her to accept our huge huge licks. :D :D

We're looking forwrad to read your update soon!!!!

Momo & Pinot

Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

HEY SWEET MANGOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Thanks for your wonderfu presents for us!!!
You're such a great great great friend!!!
And we love you and your family a lot!!!!!
Mommy sent something for your birthday......we would love give you tons of wonderful things because you deserve only the best in your life!!!
You and your family are such a lovely people and dogs...awwwwwwwwww.....how much we would love live close to you!!!
And mommy loves a lot your great blog and photos made by your mommy!!!
She's our mommy hero!!!
She dream to be soooo good with pics like your!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Mango's mommy....can you help our mommy doing such a beautiful pic like your???!!!!!
;-))))))
Sorry for the mistake about the name.....mommy sometimes leave her brain out the door!!!!
Waawawawawaaa!!
HAve a wonderful day!!!!!
WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
And thanks again for the presents!!!
Tons of love and kisses

LuLu and LoLLy! said...

Dear Mango, Where have you been? We miss you! Your Maltese paLs, LuLu and LoLLy!