Wanna know my secret love story?
Her name is Betty, a purebred Boxer.
She is a beautiful lady!
She is talented, look how skillful she balances the milkbone!
She is also down to earth!
She stands out from the crowd! Can you see that I'm attracted to her?
Do I look like a white horse about to fly when I'm with her?
We have great time together. I'm always there for her!
She chases me! I run my tail off!
Then I chase her! Full smile and full speed!
My hat is almost gone with the wind!
We look adorable, don't we?
Are we made for each other?
Can you tell how much I love her?
Shoot! Paparazzi are everywhere!
That's it! That's the end my short lived forbidden love!
Why is she my human sister's daughter? Why?
Why that makes me her uncle? How can that be?